March 2012
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What the fuck tumblr I thought we had something special. You can’t just change like that.
February 2012
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I touched John Green's crotch.
fishingboatproceeds:
sorethroatchampion:
It felt mushy. If he sees this post it will be really awkward. Hopefully he’s too busy right now to be reading through posts he’s tagged in. *I should stress that it was an accident. He was stage diving. I was trying to hold him up. Hands ended up places.
I remember you.
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Ugh.
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“I’m gonna go stop the Big Bad Wolf. Which is the weirdest thing I’ve...”
– Dean Winchester
What is this commercial omg omg what Jimmy Kimmel live I will watch you
Leonardo DiCaprio should avoid all awards shows so that when he wins he won’t even be there to accept it.
apriki:
i bet somewhere, out there, christopher plummer was a generation’s leonardo dicaprio
every year since like 1964 they’ve made jokes about how he’s never won anything
and tonight
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Gary Oldman should pull a Kanye up in this bitch.
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“The Oscar goes to Tom Cruise,” said Mr. Cruise as he stumbled off stage and wept about his wilting acting career.
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Can Jimmy Fallon win an Oscar for his portrayal of War Horse?
“HER? AGAIN?”
– Absolutely no one (via apriki)
We were in greece, we danced, I was gay, and we...
barriga:
#I PROBABLY FATHERED YOUR ONLY DAUGHTER
Colin Firth just stuttered and for a moment I...
Colin Firth came on screen and my Tumblr froze.
How … Coincidental…
COLIN BBY
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this is all I have to say
guillam:
I have this thing where when my favourite actor doesn’t get the award I completely discredit everything else.
snivellus:
the oscar didn’t deserve you gary
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GARY OLDMAN.
If you don’t win an award, you can win my eternal and unquestioned love.
redappleciggies:
plot twist: david fincher crashes through the ceiling to return maryl streep’s glasses that he’s kept since the golden globes.
“So a dog walks into the forest and he sees a whale and says “aren’t you supposed...”
– A joke told by the Russian exchange student that used to go to my school (via 1612th)