February 2012
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Ugh.
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I’m gonna go stop the Big Bad Wolf. Which is the weirdest thing I’ve...
– Dean Winchester
What is this commercial omg omg what Jimmy Kimmel live I will watch you
Leonardo DiCaprio should avoid all awards shows so that when he wins he won’t even be there to accept it.
apriki:
i bet somewhere, out there, christopher plummer was a generation’s leonardo dicaprio
every year since like 1964 they’ve made jokes about how he’s never won anything
and tonight
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Gary Oldman should pull a Kanye up in this bitch.
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“The Oscar goes to Tom Cruise,” said Mr. Cruise as he stumbled off stage and wept about his wilting acting career.
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Can Jimmy Fallon win an Oscar for his portrayal of War Horse?
HER? AGAIN?
– Absolutely no one (via apriki)
We were in greece, we danced, I was gay, and we...
barriga:
#I PROBABLY FATHERED YOUR ONLY DAUGHTER
Colin Firth just stuttered and for a moment I...
Colin Firth came on screen and my Tumblr froze.
How … Coincidental…
COLIN BBY
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this is all I have to say
guillam:
I have this thing where when my favourite actor doesn’t get the award I completely discredit everything else.
snivellus:
the oscar didn’t deserve you gary
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GARY OLDMAN.
If you don’t win an award, you can win my eternal and unquestioned love.
redappleciggies:
plot twist: david fincher crashes through the ceiling to return maryl streep’s glasses that he’s kept since the golden globes.
So a dog walks into the forest and he sees a whale and says “aren’t you supposed...
– A joke told by the Russian exchange student that used to go to my school (via 1612th)
What if Natalie Portman said fuck it to presenting an Oscar and actually performed Swan Lake on stage.
conanofallon:
Martin Scorsese losing his category possibly just saved the Bridesmaids cast from potentially lethal alcohol poisoning.
cumberbatches:
I just want Gary Oldman to win but I have a feeling he won’t so I’m just gonna sit here and eat my tiramisu cake and cry.
bookwurm32191:
ancient-amateur:
sherlogic:
someinsanityrequired:
hiyaj0die:
aroseforreagan:
Benedict Cumberbatch to play The Master on Doctor Who! http://www.express.co.uk/features/view/304650
Wholock fans Hit the ceiling
LEGITIMATE SCREAMIIIING!
SCREAMING
All I can say is: